Washing Machine Video Game!!!

Have you ever put your filthy clothes in the washing machine and said to yourself, "this makes me sooo depressed"? Well, all new Video Game technology has brought us a way to make washing "FUN"!

Instructions: first, you slip your grime-covered clothes into the machine .Then, you start an awesome race to see how fast you can wash your laundry!!!

This revolutionary contraption combines the screen of an arcade machine with the drum of a washing machine. For those who don't own a washing machine, the local laundromat will have one of these "odd" machines. Just slip a coin in, and play!

NOTICE: This post, by no means, is confirming that there actually ARE machines like this that are fully created or in use (Any further information can be obtained via the comments).

Gamer's Brains Are Manipulated By Video Games!!!

A video game "sickness" occurs of gamers worldwide, ages ranging from 15-21.

Scientists have been studying this video game disease.

What happens is, you make video game interactions with real-world situations.

Many people reported that they looked at drop-down tabs in the air, tried to smash blocks, and other insane actions, making no sense to people around them. This made it harder for them to live and think.

It's a brain problem that you get from extensive video games. I'm not talking about like, a' few hours. I'm saying, these people play 24/7.

It's quite uncomfortable to people around them, changing parts of life, making it hard to leave your home, and other life-depending things.

If you think this post is funny, well, I'm eating a cookie while I'm writing this, hehe...

Gamer Snob makes bad decision!

Well, we all have an opinion for gaming right?  Well there are places where you have to draw the line.

Back in 1998 a peculiar gamer stated an opinion on gaming that would exasperate any gamer of the modern age.

He had a long list of things that make a gamer a gamer, his list was completely ridiculous, and ruled out all gamers but himself.

If you read his list you’ll see.

To add to that he said that a game is not a game if it is not controlled by a joystick, and, it must be a game in which you shoot something (preferably aliens).

I think it was quite intriguing how he listed the things that a gamer could not do.

I don’t think there’s anyone else out there that has the same opinion as him.

Game Sales Drop Huge!!!

Is it stocks?! Is it the economy?! Is it the downgrade?! It's been reported that video game sales have plunged. Some analysts suspect that it’s due to booming sales earlier in the year. Well I think the cycle is too repetitive, I believe that people are getting bored of this constant outflow of video games for the same machines, they just don’t want to play on the PS3, Xbox 360, or wii anymore. I do think that game sales will rise in a huge way when the 3DS gets into its peak, but who knows what will happen after that, the economy must have to do with part of it at least, the downgrade made the market drop, and the market for video games was also dragged down by its ugly hand.